The Skunk!

LawrenceMinute0063: The Skunk!


Jeff sent me some of the recordation he got from his sweet new stungun microphone thing setup. In his words:

Anyway, this here audiorecorder thing that i got kicks such amazing serious ass that it's not even funny. [Censored (hehe!)], but everything else about it is amazing. Seriously. It has those two mics that sort of face off in an X formation, so you get true stereo sound. Last night I played my dad in ping-pong and stuck the mic on a chair right next to the net. Listening to that shit, you can totally tell where the ball is at any moment. It's awesome. not to mention the fact that it looks just like a fucking STUNGUN!!! Who could ask for more?

Seriously though brah, this thing could be just what you're looking for. It also hooks up to your computer via USB and works as an external sound card, didja know that? 2 phantom-powered mic inputs. Fucking crazy sick, this here thing. Seriously, the sound quality is just insane. Like... damn brah. It's a little lightweight, and I'm a bit afraid I'll destroy this thing in a month or two, but other than that it's pretty fucking awesome.

I've made this minute entirely from the aforementioned recording because it was simply the most funny and amazing thing i've heard this year. It's a saga of epic and oedipal proportions, a bitter struggle between youth and experience, a battle between father and son, a tragic story of love and despair.

So why is it called the skunk you ask? Jeff explains:

[We] commence a game of ping-pong during which I completely skunk my pops. like skunk him as in shut him out, beat him without him scoring a single point. good one for the record books.

Ya gotta admire the younguns moxy, eh?

Ack!

LawrenceMinute0062:


After going through all that trouble and accomplishing nothing i figured i would post a new minute the old-fashioned way. This is something i've been working on the last couple of days in an effort to familiarize myself with Reason.

The Lost Minutes

Naively i have been uploading my minutes to ToidBoiglah. Unfortunately that site is hosted by Sleazefest McShitface and now those files are no longer accessible. I decided i would restore the lost minutes in their true glory and here they are. Now they're at GoogleSites so, if we may believe Jeff, they'll be there till the end of time.


Argh! What am i doing wrong!? I've been farting around with this forever and i give up. Fuck the minutes.

Locust Canasta! - LawrenceLocust

LawrenceMinute0061: Locust


This is the first Locust track. Jeff will add the Canasta to this. You know... give it that extra je-ne-sais-quoi if yer know what i means.

Locust Canasta! - Concept

Hereby i present to you our latest little project brewing in the darkest corner of the minute music laboratory, code name: "Locust Canasta!"

Concept: it's a easy as a pie! I make the 'locust' part of the track after which Jeff adds the 'canasta' and vice versa. All tracks will be posted separately and conjoined with its counterpart. If all goes well this will result in not one but two brand new locust canasta! minutes. Check it out.